Hell has no fury as a Hispanic man with a crush ego

You’ve got to be kidding me! I said to myself as the text came through,” I don’t know your situation and I don’t care, I want you: and I know you want me too” I busted into a monumental laugh: Right smack in the middle of the NY SPORTS CLUB.. (giggle) .. On my salary more like Blink fitness. .{Which is not only economical  .. it’s actually  impressive}.  Back to the story.. The laugh was loud enough to catch a few stares.  “Now this?”  I thought to myself. “I want you too”??  the phrase kept ringing in my head ..” Oh this dude lost his mind.”  What am I suppose to say?  “Yea your right you got me … the agony has been killing me”  “Everyone knows it” he texted to back up his theory.  And by “everyone “he must be refereeing to group of co-workers with whom I have never uttered a single word beside “good morning.. Or good night.”  “You know I want you to” Come again MR.!

FACTS:  There is no wrong in directly stating your intentions. However, if you make a bold move.. Don’t back track and try to bring me down with you! Blaming me for the lack of respect presented in your delivery because you ASS U MED that I wanted you too?? And let me guess “wanting u ”  warrens a less respectful approach?  You’re a keeper! .. FYI.   If I was into you... Your delivery was enough for me to not want u.  

The PLOT THICKENS:  Yes he worked with me for a couple of months. (KEEP IN MIND NONE OF THIS OCCURRED UNTIL AFTER HE QUIT)   The day he leaves... I offered to keep in touch. We exchanged FB’s where I quickly noticed and respected the fact that he appeared to be a family guy.   Along with the wife I noticed we had friends in common.  Turns out prince charming is connected to my closest group of friends, including my ex of 5 years and my brother! ..  Even more of a reason to make a connection... So I thought..  

PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER:  We’ve established he knows my circle of friends. We’ve also know we worked together.  . Okay given the facts this man-child while under the influence of God knows what decided to “come at me” like a dog in heat , am I not to be insulted?  Truth is  I wasn’t the least bit into him.  So what was my response?  No,  I didn’t run and tell my big brother (although I should have) ... I responded the response we all  respond when we’re  at a loss for words : “LOL” … OH. YEAH and I ran straight to my Ex to clear my name of any possible rumors... Hell has no fury as a Hispanic man with a crush ego ... that lesson was learned years ago..   And although the EX and I are a thing of the past.. The love and respect still remains intact..

FINAL THOUGHT:

To my bold sexter whose name shall remain unsaid .. for the record .. The only thing I ever wanted from you was to get my work completed in a timely fashion